Whether you woke up with a hangover or bounced back with a spring, you can’t avoid the one thing that follows a house party. Cleaning. Now if you were Monica from FRIENDS, this would be a welcome experience but sadly we don’t have a smaller vacuum cleaner to clean our big vacuum cleaner.

Shitty Ideas Trending unveils the dirty mess that’s left to us to sweep up because the bai never shows up when you really need her, she only appears to switch off the fan while you’re sleeping. So it’s left to the hands of you and your boyfriend. And even if he says he’s going to help you, a cricket match, a comedy show or even a tiny butterfly is bound to be more important than the decluttering.

Here’s to all the girlfriends who still believe he’ll clean up and to all the boyfriends who pretend like they will.