Come on, HBO. For every brothel, strip club, stripper, whore, boob, nipple, and a woman’s ass that you objectify, and exhibit in almost all your shows, we are feeling a little done in. It is so unfair that, while you go out on a limb to accommodate nude women all over your TV plots, not one hard dick doth one gets to see! WHY? Why depriving us of those hard dangling wands? Why the imbalance and the bias? You need to fix this. Like, now! We are losing our minds waiting to see our men on TV, and their man bitties, displayed just like the way you put out female imagery! Because, we are asking for it, okay. So just do it!

Let this brilliant video by Collegehumor give you some insight into our demands and expectations from you.