A: Get frustrated at current work, kill boss (or not, in case my boss is reading this), give up worldly pleasures and the Supreme Power will automatically grant with you with some long flowy locks, kickass (100% original) beard and a cool staff that won’t be of any use except walking.
This spoof video by Them Boxer Shorts is just the perfect depiction of all the processes you have to go through to become a Godman.
