Regular Mandatory Madly Things Indian Guys Say When They Are Drunk

1.Bhai, tu he mera bhai hai.

Bhai, tu he mera bhai hai.

2.Tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai… B@#$%%%&#@.

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3.Tu Mere Bhai se Faltu Kyu Bola..Behn$#%$####.

 Tu Mere Bhai se Faltu Kyu Bola

4.Paisa Bhaut Hai tu Bata Kaun Si Piyega.

Paisa Bhaut Hai tu Bata Kaun Si Pieyaga

5.Gaadi Mai Chalaunga Bhai.

 Ghadi Mai Chaluga

6.Bhai Mai teri Dil se Izzat Karta Hu.

 Bhai Mai teri Dil Izzat Karta Hu

7.You Know I am not drunk.

 You Know I am not drunk

8.Bhai Tune Mera Dil Tod Diya Aaj Sahi Mai.

Bhai Tune Mera Dil Tod Diya Aaj

9.Bhai Tu Ye Bata tuje Kya Chaiye Tere Liye To mai Apne Jaan Bhi Dai du.

 Bhai Tu Ye bhai tje Kya Chaiye Tere Liye To mai Apne Jaan Bhi Dai du

10.Bhai tu Jyada mat Pee last tym bhi tuje Chad gyi Thi.

 Bhai tu Jyda mat Pee last tym bhi tje Chad gyi Thi

11.Bhai do peg mai Kaha Kuch ho rha Hai.Ghanta Fark Nahi Abhi To.

 Bhai do peg mai Kaha Kuch ho rha Hai

12.Bhai tu tension Na Lai tera Bhai Chod Kar Ayega Gar Tak Tuje Aaj.

 Bhai tu tens Na Lai tera Bhai Chod Kar Ayega Gar Tak Tje

13.Bhai aaj to maza aa gya.

Bhai aaj to maza aa gya

14.hangover……

 hangover

15.Sala Kal Se Daaru Band Bhai..

Last but Major 1 Kal Se Daaru Band Bhai..