April 24 cannot come soon enough for the fans of Game of Thrones. They’re spending all their time trying to decode the season six trailer and coming up with theories about everyone from Jon Snow to Sansa Stark. However, no one tried to review the trailer in 90s’ Doordarshan-esque language, until Pun Seekh Kebab made this hilarious video. It features insights into all the central characters, including Jon Barfiley, laal keshdhaari Melisandre, chand chakor si biwi Sushree Sansa Stark and her lingheen rakhi brother Theon Greyjoy.

Watch and ROFL, literally.