We living in a Society where we still haven’t evolved enough to be able to openly talk about our sex life. No matter what we say and think, the fact still stands tall that sex is a part of our lives and it can be thrilling, amusing, satisfying and embarrassing at the same time.
Here are 8 sensational Stories About Their One Night Stand
- “He walked around my house naked.”
Sharing one of the goofiest stories, a Reddit user wrote, “Piggybacked me home after singing Call Me Maybe to some very aggressive looking guys at the bar. We had fun sex and he walked around my house naked the next morning to the horror of my flatmates. He let me know when he was in town next so it was more of a two-night stand but like 8 months apart.”
- “I think these are yours, and I think you peed in our kitchen.”
Another user on Reddit wrote: “I had just broken up with my boyfriend and went to the bar with some friends. I end up going home with some guy, I vaguely remember mediocre sex-with a condom, thank god. Next morning, I wake up in his bed, I’m naked, my mouth tastes like windex. I try to find all of my clothes, my purse, my car keys, and get out.”
“I ended up running up Main Street to where I parked my car the night before and realized two things: I forgot my keys at his apartment, and my fucking car got towed. Ended up hungover-jog-of-shaming to class just in time. Luckily, I had a spare car key at my place and got my car back ($150, I might add). And that weekend some guy I swear I never saw before slyly came up to me and handed me my keys and said ‘I think these are yours, and I think you peed in our kitchen’.”
- “I remember it kind of looking like a church.”
Another guy who had his share of the walk of shame wrote on Reddit: “I went back to this girls place hammered, I remember it kind of looking like a church. Turns out it was. This girl interned at my local campus church, where she lived in a kind of hidden second-floor apartment. Basically, I had to ramble through a walk of shame the next morning (Sunday morning) past bunch of people attending morning mass.”
- “I awoke to harsh daylight and had to climb down a ladder, naked.”
Another girl had a very embarrassing story to share.
“I was visiting a friend who was studying abroad in Barcelona. We were at a small gathering and ended up eating way too many special brownies, naturally followed by a trip to a bar with some of my girlfriends’ new acquaintances.”
“I naturally zeroed in on the tall, strong, Germanic boy in the bunch. I think/hope he was with someone we knew. From there, things got fuzzy. I recall making out in the bar — classy. Somehow, I decided that it would be OK to go back to this man’s apartment with him. After falling asleep — either from the brownies, the love-making, or the mild concussions — I awoke to harsh daylight and had to climb down a ladder, naked”
- “Two days later, we meet again. She’s the new Arts History tutor.”
As told by a Reddit user: “Decided to check out why tinder was so great. Found several matches. Met up with one. We hung out at the park, ate pizza, watched the clouds go by, went back to her, she seemed to live alone so we could be as loud as we wanted. She’s an artist too, and a casual gamer.
We went up the stairs, watched porn, slept together. The next morning I went home after a good night.”
“Two days later, we meet again. She’s the new Arts History tutor.”
- “I ended up making out with her hot older cousin.”
As quoted on Refinery29.com: “I was 19, and it was my best friend’s dad’s 50th birthday party. It was summer and an open bar in Manhattan, we all got pretty rowdy and I ended up making out with her hot older cousin on the dance floor.”
“After I had left in the morning, my friend (whose dad’s party it was) invited me over to lay by her pool. When I arrived, I realized half of her family was there — including her cousin’s mom! They’re a tight-knit Greek family, so everyone basically knew I slept with him and kept asking me all kinds of questions. It was pretty humiliating.”
- “The heavy stuff starts, and I find out she’s on her period.”
As told by a Reddit user: “Went on a date with a girl that ended up back at my apartment. The heavy stuff starts, and I find out she’s on her period. Fuck. So, like any gentlemen does on the first date, I suggest shower sex. She’s down. Hell yeah, shower sex on the first date.”
- “And he was pulling a condom out of his pants.”
As quoted on Refinery29.com: “So there we are at 2 a.m. on the roof of this HUGE loft-style apartment building in Brooklyn, totally stoned, and he goes in for the kiss. Things progressed pretty rapidly from there, and before I knew it, we were both naked from the waist down, and he was pulling a condom out of his pants. We had sex in the middle of the roof, in the middle of the night, in clear view of anyone and everyone who was in the apartment buildings around us.”
“I spent the night (in his bed — not on the roof), and in the morning we split a huge stack of pancakes. I haven’t seen him again. Not coincidentally, I also haven’t fucked on a roof since.”
And while many of these stories were a tale of hormones driving one wild, one-night stand, we believe, is a choice and shouldn’t be questioned. It’s a stress buster for those choose to participate in it and let’s not be judgmental about it.