Listed Below Are A portion of The Things That I Adapted In the wake of Getting Enlisted in a Engineering College and Burning through four Long Years in it:
1. The number of girls is to boys is worse than Haryana’s sex ratio.
Source
2. Engineering is like a black hole ….there is no escape.
Source
3. your grades start sinking faster than titanic
Source
4. Singularity seems like a vicious circle from which its not possible to break free.
Source
5. You start wondering if your life has started to resemble like that of the nerds in Big Bang Theory.
Source
6. You call a girl tanC/sinC = (SEXY) out loud in public. That is how you flirt.
Source
7. the last time you slept properly was in the 19th century.
Source
8.Exam preparations start on the same day.
Source
9. still you have mastered the art of somehow passing
Source
10. NO kidding! you get backs.
Source
11. Engineers can neither be created nor be destroyed. they get transferred from one hell to another.
Source
12. There is always a nerd who ends up ruining the mass bunk plan.
Source
13. you have become pros to go without sleep for 2 days straight.
Source
14. Bathing comes last on the priority list. Deodrants are a life saver!!!!
Source
15.Sundays are are 404 error….non existant
Source
16. you love building up things
Source
17. And dismantling them
Source
18. You have mentally murdered almost all of your professors.
Source
19. Vivas are similar to Comedy Nights with Professors
Source
20. However re-vivas are not. They are like nightmares.
Source
21. Alpha, Beta and Gamma are like the villains of your life.
Source
22. Math should really get over its X…she has moved on. End of Story.
Source
23. You end up watching the whole season of Breaking Bad just before the day of the exams.
Source
24. studying starts the nest day…Offcource
Source
25. People call you nerds…but you proudly call yourselves as ‘Intellectual Badasses’
Source
26.Your handwriting can give competition to the doctors.
Source
27. Free food and Free wifi can practically make us do anything.
Source
28. Nosy auntijis often call you “marraige Material” for their ‘dollys’ and ‘pinkys’
Source
29. Your social life collapses
Source
30. Last benches are always reserved.
Source
31. you drink more coffee than water.
Source
32. You feel as if you are the only single guys on the entire earth.
Source
33. ‘Doston mein baitha Mein sutta pi rha’…..(no elaboration needed ;P)
Source
34. You are an atheist until the exams approach. (bas is baar paas karva do Bhagwan ji pleeeej)
Source
35. But you eventually manage to fail even with the grace marks
Source
36. You have , at least for once tried to make your own Iron Man suit
Source
37. And sonic death ray
Source
38. You swear by Sci-fi Movies
Source
39. ‘My syllabus is finally complete’…said no engineer ever
Source
40. until he is drunk…. Well frankly not even then.
Source
41. The dressing sense for most of the engineers is like Kamal R Khan…….It SUCKS
Source
42. that random Verma Uncle who said, ‘engineering mein bahut scope hai’ …is still in your black list.
Source
43. The guy who came up with the tag ‘Forever Alone’ is surely an engineer
Source
44. Are you a guy or a nerd? Be prepared to be bhai-zoned, buddy!
Source
45. You have more trips to the Xerox shop than to the lecture class.
Source
46. Your brain is so used up that no one would buy it even on OLX
Source
Comments
