Saw a beautiful girl? Want to start a conversation?
What can be more better than a good pickup line. It works as a great icebreaker between two strangers.
But its not as easy as it sounds. Sometimes, it can totally turn off a woman and you may also lose her.
So, here the 15 cheesy pickup lines you should never say to a girl.
1.”does your father work in a bomb factory, cause you look no less than a bombshell”.
Seriously dude! This one is more older than the uncle who comes in MDH masale ads.
2. Are you an appendix? Because i would love to take you out.
No, i am not vestigial like you.
3. “hey, great legs, what time do they open?
They don’t open. They just kick assholes like you.
4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Over confidence is never good, guys. Staying from such pick up lines will help for the better.
5. Excuse me; could you give me directions to your house?
No. But i can surely give you the directions to police station.
6. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Thanks for comparing me to a broom. Next what, a vacuum cleaner?
7.Hey girl! Guess what? Its your lucky day, because of all the girls out here, i decided to pick you up.
Wait, wait, wait. You are not Tom Cruise, right? So, don’t act like a superstar.
Guys, girls like men who are humble and down to earth. Try to be one.
8.Did you just fart, because you just blew me away.
So, do you feel and smell the fragrance in air. Now, you get lost.
9.I lost my phone number. Can i borrow yours?
Not sure about phone number, but if brains could be borrowed i would have surely lent you mine.
10. My love for you is like diarohea. I can’t hold it in.
Go straight. Washroom is on left hand side.
11. Your dad must have been a thief, because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
You must go and get a checkup of your eyes. Look them carefully, they are just eyeballs.
12. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Hmm. Now take her to doctor, bring fruits and give her rest. She will recover soon. She is not an athlete.
13. Hey, can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?
This is a sweet and a girly awwwww one, but look I don’t have wings.
14. Can I take a picture with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.
And your sweet mom will accept her, right? Damn, she will slap you and lock you in a room. Then she will click your picture and upload it on a matrimonial site. LOL
15.Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Trust me guys, it never work. She will give you a punch to realise how hot your cheek will become after a slap or punch. If you wanna try it, you can.
16. I want to give myself to you.
But she don’t accept cheap gifts. So be practical, boys.
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