Funny, awesome and lively life of college is now over… 24*7 eyes are surfing internet to look over a job or walk-in… Mind is too stressed because family started taunting for being a jobless… Either morning or evening, only mantra is humming over tongue-“koi to job lagwa do, ab or bardaasht ni hota hai”… Life of a jobless is too competitive because he/she is having competition with himself only…
“Not even a single company, Single Street is left in search for a job… Every nook and corner is having impression of my formal shoeprint” Lekin bas nokri hi ni milri hai…
3.Neighbor’s teasing is most irritated thing in life…
“Are beta, teri nokri ni lagi abhi tak… Try karta rahe, lag jaegi jaldi hi”… Jealous neighbors always wanted to find a point to let their by dwellers always pin down… And JOBLESS is the word which gives them full opportunity to do their task of teasing…
4.If you are a boy, then you are suffering from fever of rejection by your girlfriend…
College over, wallet is having only limited pocket money… Not having an extra penny to spend on her… And without money and job, you are useless to your girlfriend…
5.Hey dude!!! No job, No shadi… No one wants to get married with a jobless guy…
Age is passing out, and one more rejection is start falling into life i.e. of rejection from ladki wale because you are jobless… Want to get married? First arrange a job, then automatically girl fall into your life…
6.Now, excuses are starting vanished out… What to say when a placed friend asks about job…
Consultancies are like a ray of hope to sinking career… From total of 50 calls in a day, 40 are listed as call to different consultancies… Call to girlfriend is now replaced with call to consultancy…
9.Starting with only 5k is now count as fabulous starting, at last job lag to gai…
Reading about job profile but eyes are only finding salary section… And it has been declare that salary is 5000 per month for first year… And signed that job at same moment… 5k is more than enough yar…
10.BPO is the last option because this sector is having good amount of money…
He/she never put his/her eyes on BPO jobs… But now after uncountable number of rejections, job of a BPO is a good option… At least, this sector is paying good salary and money is the biggest requirement of a jobless…
11.“I am ready to do the job without salary for 6 months, sir!!! please hire me”
Without salary for 6 months but it’s ok… At least got an opportunity to mention experience of 6 months when applying in new company… After all, experience counts a lot…
12.“Raaton ki neend udh gai hai is nokri k chakkar me”
In college days, sleepless nights were alarmed because of break up with your beloved one but now nights are remaining sleepless because job is not wanted to do patch up with you…
13.Girlfriend gone, Money lapse, taunting of family and bullyrag friends… To hide from all these, either SUICIDE or find a job…
