It’s not difficult but it’s close to impossible while dating a dellihite chick. Hats off to you boys who are handling those AK 47 so well. And why I say this is because I have traveled most of the states in India and have made very good friends across the nation but trust me girls of Delhi are simply crazy..Hold on! I am not putting it in a wrong way but simply in a crazy one. To top it up if the girl happens to be your best friend’s girl friend fir toh bhagwan hi bachae.
1.Make up:
You know your girl friend is a delhite if she has more kgs of pancakes on her face than the number of clothes on her body.
CA: I sometimes wonder that were all these cosmetic industries made for the dilli ki ladkiya?
2.Party animals:
I have recently shifted to Delhi and met my best friend’s girlfriend who apparently is from Delhi. When I asked her what she did for fun it literally left me rolling on the floor, “4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka.” ‘Way to go bestie to handle such a hottie.’
3.‘Swag mera desi’:
You definitely know your chick is a dilli walli if doesn’t let guys in club checking her out 10 times in 5 mins. Poor boys don’t know that this hottie is here to be the talk of the night among the girls. “Why should boys have all the fun”.
4.Fights are just a part of lives:
You know your girl is from Delhi if she doesn’t bring up the 2 months old fight to your 2nd anniversary. “Trust me they by god everything”.
5.Sarojini ke kapde madam pehen ke jati disco:
Your girl is a stunner, truly one. A SN dress might just look like a brand on her.
6.Accent Problem:
I don’t blame the attitude problem but the accent problem with such a pitch which could even make a glass break. More over accent with the auto rickshaws. HAHAHA.
7.Love for metro:
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h5>They might have an endless series of audi but travelling by metro has always been a sport for them.
8.Prada,LV,ZARA the list goes on:
You know your high class dilli wali if she doesn’t make you spend at least a lakh of your income just on her handbags. ‘Careful guys’ you better make sure you have a heavy bank balance.
9.Bitching:
This needs no explanation. It’s like a hajmole ki goli for every girl in Delhi without which syndromes like insomnia can hit.
10. Matr Bhasha:
Your girl friend might hold a degree of English honours but never underestimate her hindi. You never know you might have to start taking classes from her someday.
11. ‘Take a Fake’:
You know your girl is a dilli walli if she talks nothing below branded clothes and gadets even if it’s a fake. After all status bhi toh kuch cheez hoti hai.
12. ‘Sanskari Ladki’:
