Reading a girl is probably the most difficult thing in this world, right next to achieving world peace. Girls can be confusing at times and end up confusing others around her. But, let me tell you, girls are smart. They can easily detect your lies and are also good at lying. Obviously, the lies will definitely be different in terms of motives such as to either spare his feelings or manipulate him into doing things he dislikes but either way, at the end of the day, they are still white lies.
Here’s a list of white lies all girls tell their boyfriends.
“Oh yes, I came”
Studies show that between 60% and 80% of women have faked an orgasm to spare their partners’ egos, but that doesn’t mean they didn’t have a good time.
“I don’t know”
When her answer to your – what do you want for dinner, what movie do you want to watch, what do you want to do tonight? is always “I don’t know”, she just wants to make sure that she isn’t making the wrong choice and disappointing you.
“I am fine with hanging out with your friends tonight”
“I guess it’s okay that we spend the romantic night I had hoped for with your loud and crazy friends… It’s not like tonight is our only night this week we can spend together.” Girls like it when their guy introduces her to his friends, but not at the cost of their romantic night.
“Valentine’s day isn’t a big deal”
Maybe she doesn’t really care about it, but how will she feel when her friends later tell her, “WHAT? HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL?”
“Just give me 5 minutes”
She’s a superwoman if she gets ready in 5 minutes. Just add 30 minutes to whatever time she tells you, and you will be good.
Girls sometimes like to show that they’re strong, hence the “I’m fine”. Next time she says “I’m fine” just get her some chocolates, comfort her and listen to her.
“No. I’m not jealous of her”
“Go ahead and like her pictures which show off her spidery legs. It’s not like I care.” “Yeah. She is pretty and has nice boobs.” Of course, you girlfriend is not jealous of those girls. Of course.
“My phone is about to die”
She is out with her friends and sipping a Margarita seems more appealing than listening to you talk about your fantasy cricket league.
“He’s just a friend”
She is trying not to complicate the situation and hence she chose the easy way out. He is probably an ex, or some old fling, or an old crush or some random guy who likes her. She just doesn’t want you to make a big deal out of it because she loves you.
“I am on my period”
Sometimes we just don’t feel like having sex. On those days we’d prefer to sit with you on the couch eating chips while binge-watching some show.
“Tell me. I won’t get mad.”
She is just trying to coax you to tell her the truth. She might get mad or not. Be aware.
“I have never done this *insert some sexual stuff* before”
Sure. You can believe it if you were born yesterday.