It stings right? When people be so inconsiderable ask this question. Read on to find the perfect witty response to ” why are you still single?”.
1. ” I am in relationship with myself.”
2. “No one is perfect enough for me”
3. ” I end up offending them” * evil smirk*
4. ” My cat didn’t like him”.
5. ” I murdered my last boyfriend and hiding the body is difficult you know”. 
6. ” I don’t need anyone to complete my life”.
7. ” I am happy being myself”.
8. ” Relationship is a lot of work”.
9. ” First comes carrier”.
10. ” No guy know how to make pancakes”.
11. ” Why are you in relationship?”
12. ” Not everyone can handle my awesomeness “.
