From what I hear and see, young ladies are such a great amount of flirt than guys will ever be
What’s more, the inconvenience at times is that those quietly dropped bombs by young ladies, simply don’t explode at the perfect time; in light of the fact that young men simply don’t lift it up easily. Also, I comprehend that some young men may face such inconvenience as well, yet it’s a given, that later when you consider the entire damn thing, it turns into a crazy story to tell!
1.
“I have a pole in my living room. so one day i dressed like a school girl and waited for my boyfriend to get home. he walks in and i started doing some pole tricks and he literally walked past me into the bedroom to change.. i was like
‘uh hellllooooo im trying to fuck’
and he said
‘oh i just thought you were dressed like that’.”
“he kinda killed it.”
2.
Early interaction with my boyfriend-
Me: “That suit looks great on you. It would look better on the floor.”
Him: “That would wrinkle the suit.”
3.
“Last summer I was doing my best to seduce who is my current boyfriend. We were going swimming at a friend’s house, and while they were changing into their bathing suits in the house, me and him make our way to the pool.
I take advantage of this moment to strip in front of him, as sensual as possible. (Bathing suit was underneath my clothes.)
He runs past me, full sprint, and cannonballs into the pool.”
4.
My then-not-boyfriend and I were waiting at the train station on my train home; he would leave with the bus after it arrived.
My train came and I thought ‘fuck it’ and kissed my then-not-boyfriend on the mouth. Immediately after, I jumped on the train, on which the doors then closed.
I didn’t see his reaction nor felt it so I sat pretty anxious on the train, thinking I ruined it all.
About 5 minutes later, I got a text saying:
‘That was meant as a friends kiss, right?’
Lol, bless his heart.
5.
I look back on it now and see how I totally missed the hint. In college a girl in my class came over to study and when it got late she ended up wanting to stay. I had a couch in my room and said she could sleep on the couch. When I was getting ready for bed..
Her: “I usually have a hard time falling asleep. Do you want to lay down together and watch Netflix with me?”
Me: “Nah, I got a test tomorrow”
But hey, I got an A on that damn test.
Christina if you’re out there, I’m not gay, I just oblivious to hints.
6.
Me: so you’re saying, if i like this guy, i should just be straightforward and ask him out?
Him: ya
Me: ok, do you want to go out with me this Friday?
Him: ya, just like that, it was perfect.
Me:…
Edit: woops, totally forgot about this. Ya, this was like ten years ago so this is how I remember it. I was trying to feel him out before that because I really had no idea if he was into me at all, and if he said no, then I could kind of play it off as a joke. I was a teenager, give me a break lol. After the pause, I repeated myself but put emphasis on “YOU” and he laughed and said yes 🙂
7.
I love to share this one: A long time before my husband and I started dating we were partying in my apartment. He said he was going to crash on the couch.
I told him “you can come sleep in my bed”.
I shit you not he said “well where would you sleep? I can’t kick you out of your bed.”
8.
This girl was sitting with our group of boys and saying “if I was to get with one of you, it would be you [my name]”
And I was just like “Ah thanks very much, very kind of you to say that”
9.
After a conversation with my boyfriend about not being obvious enough when trying to initiate sex, I decided to entice him by posing naked on the corner of the bed and seductively whispering “Hey, you” as he walked in the room.
His reaction? He walks in the room, gives me a bro nod, and says, “Hey, babe! I gotta poop.”
We did NOT end up having sex that night.
10.
I was living with my then-boyfriend a few years ago. Feeling a little flirtatious, I suggested we could take a shower together, you know, to save water, wink wink.
His response? “Why? We don’t pay for water.”
Shut. Down.
You may read more of such incidences at ‘Ladies, what is the most obvious hint you’ve dropped that went unnoticed by a guy?‘
