How do you even explain this trailer?

The trailer of the John Abraham and Varun Dhawan-starrer Dishoom has just been released and it actually makes Dhoom look like a masterpiece. The story revolves around the kidnapping of India’s leading batsman Viraj (Virat, really?) 36 hours before the India-Pakistan World Cup final (cliched much?). While John sizzles with his hot bod, his pairing with Varun reminds us of Abhishek Bachchan and Uday Chopra from Dhoom (even the movie name is similar). And all Jacqueline Fernandez does is try to add to the glam quotient. But nothing can win over the neon-orange undies! And if all this wasn’t enough, Akshaye Khanna plays the bad cop/villain! *dies laughing*

If you are a brave soul and still wish to watch the trailer, here it is: