Kanhaiya Kumar is anti-national. Send him to Pakistan. All JNU students are anti-national.
No, scratch that. Kanhaiya Kumar is so patriotic even his underwear is a tricolor.
If you too are tired of these blink-of-an-eye change of stories then this video by East India Comedy will interest you a lot, where Sorabh Pant talks about the whole issue, lays it all out in front of you and educates you about why the whole JNU issue was just over-hyped.