When I hear the word ‘police’ I normally think about ‘jail’!
Indeed, that is the thing that we’ve all learned as we grew up with the idea that the police are individuals who will punish and beat the shit out of you if you don’t do as it’s been said. In any case, strolling into the twenties and joining Twitter has changed numerous things, including the general idea of the police.
Why, you ask? Since, a savage lady has been running the official Mumbai Police Twitter handle.
Here’s a list of 27 lit AF tweets by the Mumbai Police. Have fun!
We sincerely hope you are not reading this tweet while driving! Pull over please #SafetyOnWheels pic.twitter.com/hrxTCyL4Pu
— CP Mumbai Police (@CPMumbaiPolice) October 15, 2018
Peek-a-boo! Fraudsters are watching you #OnlineSafety pic.twitter.com/u0kyIhxdj2
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) October 11, 2018
Spotted – A joker pretending to be batman at Juhu Circle #LetsGetSerious pic.twitter.com/4DMQyvEZw7
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) October 4, 2018
Feel free to type, like and share this post we came across on social media #GandhiJayanti pic.twitter.com/pJlPD2K5kE
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) October 2, 2018
Read closely and tell us, don’t you agree? #ThinkBeforeYouClick pic.twitter.com/faWtjEXtxs
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) October 1, 2018
No place for Thugs in Mumbai #NoCityForThugs pic.twitter.com/xGLsQpi9RM
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) September 29, 2018
Two special men in a very special city #आपलीमुंबई #MumbaiMoments pic.twitter.com/mAWNZOZeZ6
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) September 28, 2018
Simply Naive – Like marijuana, cocaine has medicinal values too?
Doctor – That’s for the specialists in medical science to decide & utilise
Simply Naive – Why not legalise it so that we can self-medicate?
Doctor – pic.twitter.com/d1VxcJAOYT
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) September 17, 2018
Sir,as citizen of India,you are privileged to express your view on a public platform. Be mindful,as of now, consumption, possession and transportation of marijuana, invites harsh punishment as per provisions of Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances Act,1985. Spread the Word https://t.co/YlT3kuCdA2
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) September 15, 2018
Be the shepherd, not the vengeance! #CyberBullyingNotAFiction #SayNoToCyberBullying pic.twitter.com/mDU2qstiIe
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) September 12, 2018
Hope you too have that friend in your group tonight who says #YouDrinkIDrive #DontDrinkAndDrive pic.twitter.com/6E7rw4Jqvf
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) September 7, 2018
Parking in no parking zones, can create real horror on streets! Be a responsible citizen. Avoid such #DarkestParkingHabit pic.twitter.com/P840KV3aDY
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) September 6, 2018
Well, we don’t really play cool if you break the rule! #AlwaysFollowTheRules pic.twitter.com/p7YJkjUtco
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) September 1, 2018
Don’t test your vehicle’s patience #OffloadCarelessness pic.twitter.com/QqeRkICuCN
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) August 31, 2018
Your search for any other meaning for NO apart from NO will always end at a NO !#ANoMeansNo #ConsentCounts pic.twitter.com/vSND4pvpvG
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) August 27, 2018
What’s a well kept hair without a head anyways! #WearAHelmet pic.twitter.com/BpTwouKfKu
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) August 26, 2018
If fraudsters made a comedy movie, ponzi scheme would be their biggest joke! Just laugh them off #StarringAwareness pic.twitter.com/AeXDQ4KQSu
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) August 23, 2018
Food For Thought- How about interacting with us on the widely know #Dial100 than on unknown numbers, to beat the challengers in their own game! #NoNoMoMo #MomoChallenge pic.twitter.com/MJTnGNMV44
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) August 18, 2018
Don’t compromise on the real colours of life for a temporary high #SayNoToDrugs pic.twitter.com/cjaNLennxK
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) August 13, 2018
Everything may not work out with all the grave mistakes you make! One mistake and… #WearAHelmet pic.twitter.com/rVP7cnnI89
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) August 6, 2018
We love your safety and can’t leave it to be decided by Kiki! #GetInToTheCar #kikiChallenge #InMySafetyFeelings pic.twitter.com/OqOgmPgJA6
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) August 2, 2018
Not an impossible mission for us to penalise you if you are spotted trying these stunts on the roads of Mumbai! That’s the job. No hard feelings. #SafetyIsPossible #WearAHelmet #SayNoToRashDriving pic.twitter.com/BRKx8at7Rl
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) July 30, 2018
Speed and slippery roads in monsoons have never been friends! Any guesses why? #FriendsOfSafety pic.twitter.com/aZs5yylnPd
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) July 16, 2018
Such personal questions don’t need insta replies! They need to be sent insta-ntly to the police #OnlineSafety pic.twitter.com/gSUziD9Ech
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) July 13, 2018
Different tracks. Different rules! #TrafficDiscipline pic.twitter.com/aZqjL6ooTt
— CP Mumbai Police (@CPMumbaiPolice) August 29, 2018
Often, you get to wear the latter only if you are lucky, else ignoring safety can get even more tricky! #RoadSafety #BuckleUp pic.twitter.com/hA8wre965F
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) July 18, 2018
Right here. For you Mumbai. Always. #MumbaiFirst pic.twitter.com/PhnpDc6mRJ
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) July 11, 2018
