With regards to starting the head-over-heels period of romance, the old-fashioned ways and cliches are the best. And now, that we’re hustling towards 2020, our women realize how to drop ‘them like a bomb’ and get their men in the desired state of mind. Be that as it may, envision the failure when your sugar-coated appeal gets confused with basic genuine sentences?

It’s a big MOOD KILL!

These ladies dropped some horrendously evident indications on a Reddit string and demonstrated that when guys are being guys, there are no restrictions for absence of mind.

All things considered, prepare to shroud your face because the reactions of these folks will influence you to cringe. And furthermore make you feel sorry for them.

#1.

A FRIEND (NOW BOYFRIEND OF 7 YEARS) ASKED WHAT I WANTED TO DO THAT NIGHT. I SAID "YOU". HE DIDN'T EVEN SEEM TO REGISTER WHAT I HAD SAID. HE WAS LIKE WE SHOULD GO SEE X MOVIE.

#2.

ONCE A GUY COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY PERFUME AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE,  "YOU SMELL NICE, IS IT VICTORIA'S SECRET?" AND I SAID, "IT'S NOT FROM VS, BUT I HAVE  SOMETHING FROM VS I CAN SHOW YOU"  HE SAID, "WHAT?" LIKE NOT A SEXY "WHAT?" LIKE A GENUINELY CONFUSED ONE.

#3.

I WAS STAYING THE NIGHT AT A FEMALE FRIEND'S HOUSE. I HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON HER AND IT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED. HER: JUST SO YOU KNOW, JEANS AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY BED. YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF. ME: HAHAHA THAT'S DUMB RULE.

#4.

MY FIANCE AND I WERE CHATTING ON FB MESSNGER NEAR THE START OF OUR  RELATIONSHIP AND IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS:  HIM: I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 2 YEARS. ME: THAT'S QUITE A STREAK, I'D HATE TO MESS IT UP. HIM: YEAH IT'S BEEN AWHILE.

#5.

A GIRL ONCE ASKED TO USE MY SHOWER, AND LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN AS AN INVITATION. SO I THOUGHT I'D BE A FUNNY GUY AND THROW ICE CUBES AT HER. NO REGRET.

#6.

GIRL: MIND IF WE GO SOMEWHERE A LITTLE MORE QUIET TO TALK? ME: ITS NOT THAT NOISY IN HERE, JUST TELL ME HERE. I'M A CERTIFIED DUMBASS.

#7.

GIRL: "HEY *WINKY FACE*" ME: "HI" GIRL: "I'M HOME ALONE, WANNA COME OVER?" ME: "UH IT'S SORT OF COLD OUT" GIRL: "OH" DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT UNTIL I WAS LAYING IN BED THAT NIGHT.

#8.

SHE TOLD ME SHE LIKES TALL, MUSCULAR, HAIRY GUYS. A FEW DAYS LATER SHE ASKED ME WHY GUYS DON'T PICK UP ON HINTS. I'M A TALL, MUSCULAR, HAIRY GUY. WE'RE DATING NOW.

#9.

THIS GIRL WAS SITTING WITH OUT GROUP OF BOYS AND SAYING "IF I WAS TO GET WITH ONE OF YOU, IT WOULD BE YOU [MY NAME]" AND I WAS JUST LIKE "AH THANKS VERY MUCH, VERY KIND OF YOU TO SAY THAT.

#10.

WE WERE MARRIED TWO FULL YEARS BEFORE I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THAT IF SHE TOOK A BATH AT NIGHT I WAS GOING TO GET  SOME. WATCHED A LOT OF BASEBALL WHILE SHE LAY SPARKLING CLEAN IN BED ALONE.

#11.

I HAD A GIRL LITERALLY JUST EXPLICITLY SAY SHE LIKED ME AND WANTED TO DATE AND I ASSUMED SHE WAS JOKING.  SHE WAS NOT.

#12.

I WAS SENT A PICTURE OF A  "HALLOWEEN" OUTFIT. WHEN I LOOK BACK AND THINK.. SHE WAS JUST IN A BRA. I RESPONDED WITH "YOU'LL BE COLD". WOOPS.

#13.

PUT OUT MY HANDS  FOR HIM TO HOLD AND HE  HIGH-FIVED ME. *HMMMMM*

#14.

ASKED A GUY FOR HIS NUMBER AFTER A MEETUP. WENT ON A DATE WITH HIM  THAT HE DIDN'T REALIZE WAS A DATE UNTIL  HIS FRIEND THAT WE RAN INTO TEXTED HIM TO APOLOGIZE FOR CRASHING IT. CURRENTLY  SITTING ON THE COUCH NEXT TO HIM, 3 YEARS  LATER, LOOKING AT DOGS THAT ARE AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION. HE EVENTUALLY CAUGHT ON.

#15.

I WAS MARRIED, AND WANTED TO MAKE LIFE A LITTLE MORE EXCITED. SO WHEN  HE CAME HOME FROM WORK I STOOD IN THE HALLWAY NAKED, WITH A ROSE BETWEEN  MY THEETH. HE OPENED THE DOOR, LOOKED AND ME AND SAID: HAVE YOU SWALLOWED THE VASE?

#16.

ME: "I REALLY WANNA TRY TO SLEEP WITH A TALL GIRL, SEE HOW IT'S LIKE." ATTRACTIVE GIRL: "WELL, I'M 6 FEET 2" (I'M ABOUT 5 FEET 8) ME: "NAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT 7 FEET TALL" STILL HAUNTS ME.

#17.

ONE OF THE BUSTIEST, BEAUTIFUL AND SMARTEST GIRLS I'VE MET IN MY LIFE LEANS UP AGAINST A  NEARBY CAR AND TELLS ME "YOU SHOULD ASK ME OUT." SOCIALLY-INEPT-17-Y/O-REX: "SURE." NEVER DID. ONLY AFTER SHE STARTED ACTING ANGRY AT ME DID I REALIZE SHE HAD A CRUSH ON ME THE WHOLE TIME.

#18.

I GAVE A GIRL A LIFT HOME FROM  A DATE ONE NIGHT AND SHE INVITED ME IN  FOR "COFFEE", I DECLINED. MY EXCUSE BEING  THAT IT WAS LATE AND I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP. THAT NIGHT I COULDN'T SLEEP,  BECAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT KICKING  MY SELF ONCE I'D REALISED WHAT "COFFEE" REALLY MEANT!

#19.

MY PROM DATE: "YOU COULD COME SEE MY ROOM AFTER WE LEAVE." ME: "WHY?" HER: "OH NEVER MIND, FORGOT TO CLEAN IT." I STILL THINK ABOUT IT ONCE IN A WHILE AND FACEPALM JUST AS  HARD EVERY TIME.

#20.

MY FIANCE AND I WERE CHATTING ON FB MESSENGER NEAR THE START OF OUR RELATIONSHIP AND IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS: HIM: I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 2 YEARS. ME: THAT'S QUITE A STREAK, I'D HATE TO MESS IT UP. HIM: YEAH IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

#21.

A LIFETIME AGO IN HIGH SCHOOL THE EXTREMELY CUTE EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM SPAIN SORT OF CORNERED ME AND STARTED ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT AN UPCOMING  SCHOOL DANCE. WHAT IS IT LIKE? IS IT FUN?  ARE YOU GOING WITH ANYONE? YNEZ, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, I'M SORRY. I'M A DOPE.

#22.

MID-MAKEOUT SESSION... ME: "DO YOU WANT TO F*CK?" HIM: "WHAT?" ME: "DO YOU WANT TO F*CK?" HIM: [PAUSE.] "YES." WE CONTINUED TO MAKE OUT.  WE HAD SEX THREE MONTHS LATER. MAYBE HE THOUGHT IT WAS MORE OF A RHETORICAL QUESTION?

#23.

IN COLLEGE, I HAD A LOT OF CRAZY, CURLY HAIR. THIS GIRL IN ONE OF MY  CLASSESS STARTED CHATTING ME UP, AND SAID,  "YOU HAVE GOOD HAIR. WHENEVER I SEE GUY WITH GOOD HAIR LIKE THAT, I LIKE  TO IMAGINE GRABBING ON TO IT WHEN HE'S GOING DOWN ON ME." I WAS ALL, LIKE,  "OH, THAT'S INTERESTING."

#24.

I TOLD MY BOYFRIEND TO GET NAKED AND HE RESPONDED "YOU GET NAKED" SO I SAID "OKAY.  I WILL IF YOU'RE NICE TO ME. HE  LAUGHED AND WENT TO SLEEP. GUESS HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE NICE.