Dating isn’t simple. We as a whole have had a considerable amount of humiliating, strange and cringe worthy minutes. Trying to find ‘the one’ is tiring and challenging however it is also extremely entertaining on the grounds that it is later when you move on that you were acting so dumb yourself.
A user named @_ItsMissBre began a thread on twitter where she asked women about their worst dating experiences. Here are some of them that will make you laugh out loud. Let’s have a look:
Ladies: tell me your worst date.
— Big Body Benz (@_ItsMissBre) August 23, 2018
1.
We drove to a restaurant and before we got out the car his phone rang and he answered it on his car bluetooth. It was another woman saying that she was in town and wanted to meet up with him. He followed up with “yea I definitely want to bust you down” while I am in the damn car!
— Chakra 🎱 Khan 🔮 (@bluntfairytale) August 24, 2018
2.
He took me to lunch & told me i couldn’t order anything more than $10 off the menu. Instead of taking a Lyft back he has us WALKING BACK after lunch. I couldn’t believe it so i stopped talking to him. He then walks ahead of me and doesn’t even check to see if i made it back safe
— GODDESS (@problkgoddess97) August 24, 2018
3.
He rode up on his BICYCLE. Then told me it was his, “first drink in a long time,” at the bar, then proceeded to trip and fall asleep randomly through the next hour while walking. I quickly realized he was high on pain killers. I goggle him and found out he had ABSCONDED from NC.
— America’s A Woman (@ILuvMyAfro) August 24, 2018
4.
I ended up having to pay the whole tab (cause he forgot his card 🙄) & drive ok no problem then during the movie his girlfriend found my IG & DMed me telling me how they been dating for 3 years & he always does things like this
— savage17💔 (@Taracita_) August 24, 2018
5.
Met via an online dating site. He corresponded with me daily for weeks and seemed pretty interested. Invited me to hang out, and it actually turned out to be a MLM recruitment meeting.
— Kenya D. (@Kenya_D) August 23, 2018
6.
We went to park to walk around. He pointed to a ravine and said “jokingly” that he could probably hide my body there and no one would ever find it.
— Social Justice Witch (@Lisarachnid) August 25, 2018
7.
His ex girlfriend drove up in her car and went on a high speed chase after us. I held on for dear life.
— Colleen Doran (@ColleenDoran) August 26, 2018
8.
Feb 2016, we matched on Tinder. He got to the cafe before me and the 1st thing he said when shaking my hand was ‘I was expecting someone a bit more slender’
— Waringa Matindi (@Wamatindi) August 24, 2018
9.
He kissed me (terribly) mid-sentence while I was I talking about my mom being in the hospital
— Your Fave (@fetedujuliet) August 25, 2018
10.
He drunk ONE mixed drink at Applebee’s then took his shoes off and started walking around the restaurant.. i was embrassed af
— NEE-NA (@NEENALOVEEEE) August 24, 2018
11.
Guy told me that me wanting to be an environmental lawyer was unattainable and delusional. When he left to use the restroom I asked the server to turn on the hockey game behind him so i could at least get free dinner and watch my team 🤷🏽♀️
— Spooky Jay🦇 (@Jay_Trek) August 25, 2018
12.
he accidentally texted me something along the lines of “sorry babe church going late” then had the nerve to say he meant to send it to his sister.
— Pay Me In Equity (@BlackintheB) August 24, 2018
13.
A blind date set up by mutual ‘friends’-went to a showing of Reservoir Dogs (my choice!) The guy wore a waistcoat like a snooker player, haggled over the price of his hot dog, smuggled in sherry (??) to the cinema, aaand then threw up on my shoes at the ear cutting scene. Lovely!
— Julie Rea (@juliepie76) August 29, 2018
14.
A guy spent all of dinner telling me about his ex-girlfriends and how after each break-up he had to move out of their place and move back home. Then he asked how big my apartment was. https://t.co/XgbDwzzHhO
— Danielle Sepoltergeist (@ellesep) August 27, 2018
15.
He showed up drunk, with a dirty shirt. Stuck it through because I was hungry. He then went on to go on one knee and asked me to marry him. This was our first date! 😂
— Adélaïde (@Melaninlover) August 25, 2018
16.
First date, shows up in his red, mustang convertible with a gas hose hanging out of the tank where he had driven away from the gas station with it still in the tank & ripped it off. Spent the rest of the date returning the hose & watching him fill out a police report. Wed 22yrs!
— LK (@MillerSucks) August 26, 2018
17.
First Date: he took me home and we cooked/ate dinner with his mom and dad. https://t.co/jXBhnc2NOF
— Kara McDowell is on a drafting hiatus (@karajmcdowell) August 28, 2018
18.
So he kicks the pizza in to the woods. Tries to touch my butt and drives me home. Trying to race ever car we ended up at a red light with.
— Bhald Bheri 🤫 (@ebonyqueenjheri) August 25, 2018
19.
— K. (@JasleeneJ) August 26, 2018
20.
Over coffee, he told me he was married but that his wife was “flexible”.
There was no second date. https://t.co/A20N8kGcl8
— Elizabeth Before Christmas (@historyinpearls) August 29, 2018
21.
He picked me up on a Sunday morning. Thought we are going to have a breakfast date at a hotel. Ended up in the hotel’s conference room where his church gathers😮 Had to sit through a 2 hour church service 😥 https://t.co/AL8br17vB2
— La Dolce Far Niente (@Onhwa86) August 27, 2018
22.
He asked me how many kids I wanted, cut up a fruit roll-up and called it dessert, and took out his fake front teeth before he tried to kiss me. Wish I was kidding.
— kurtvilentines (@brosaleigh) August 25, 2018
23.
We went back to his apartment and his girlfriend (he told me they had been broken up) came and started banging on his bedroom window bc he wasn’t answering his phone. I had to hide in his roommates bathroom for like 30 minutes
— Jazmyne not nice (@JazmynAlxandria) August 24, 2018
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