1.Oh did i hurt you – oh that’s great

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2.“In my humble opinion…” hiding my narcissism

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3.“Correct me if I’m wrong…” only if u want danger

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4.“Good to see you.”..never again

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5.“Nice to meet you” as I couldn’t just avoid you (girls)

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6.I don’t have anything to wear.. because I can’t find anything

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7.Go & have fun..if u can

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8. It’s OK if you forgot my BIRTHDAY “ASSHOLE is silent here”

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9.Well I don’t miss him anymore..except everyday every night

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10.I need the gym..not until next 10 years (guys)

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11.I’m sorry it’s my fault- that i am bearing you

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12.I don’t want a relationship with you- I just need sex

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13. All i ever wanted was only you- of course exception exists

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14.Will you come over for a movie-followed by sex

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15.Do you mind if I watch football this weekend-well I still don’t care

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