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15 Shameful Sexual Contacts That Will Make You LOL!

Sex is a great thing that can happen to love birds but sometimes, the tables can turn and that cute loving moment could turn into an embarrassing story.

Sex becomes more amazing and interesting when the couple reaches to certain comfort-ability level where they aren’t ashamed of each other at all.

Some of the people shared their embarrassing moments during a sexual encounter on Reddit. You will fall off your chair after reading them.

#1. I all of a sudden had my period and he realised it
because it dripped on his face.


“When I made my girlfriend at the time squirt while not recognizing that her phone was on the bed and she had accidentally dialled her aunt with her ass so her aunt just got a very graphic message on her answering machine.”

#2. We got a bit carried away and I ended up kicking the
TV, knocking his TV over and cracking the screen.


“We were 69ing and I was on top. I all of a sudden started my period and he realized it because it dripped on his face. I laughed, he cried.”

#3. She was being rather noisy and her roommates were
home, so I told her to just bite my hand. She bit it. I ended
up with six stitches.


“I went home with this guy after a night out – the only guy I’ve ever done this with – and things ended up in the bedroom. What I didn’t know was that his TV was right at the end of his bed. We got a bit carried away and I ended up kicking the TV, knocking his TV over and cracking the screen. I actually saw the guy again a few times after that, surprisingly.”

#4. Had my girlfriend over for some fun, and I lifted her up
onto my brand new table. It snapped and they both
went crashing to the ground… right onto my toes.


“One time during sex, my S/O and I tried to do the “roll over while still boning” thing to switch positions from girl on top to missionary. We both went for it, but somehow we ended up rolling opposite ways, and his rolling managed to send me flying completely off the bed, caught air and everything. There was about a three-second silence before we both just broke down laughing.”

#5. He then proceeded to stick his hand down the front of
my skirt in a very crowded theatre, and finger my thigh.
Like not even close.


“Just got a new apartment and had my girlfriend over for some fun and I lifted her up and onto my brand new dining room table. This table was the pedestal kind and had been recently purchased for $50 (so not high quality). It snapped and both my GF and the table went crashing to the ground… right into my toes. I swear to god it felt like they had been cut off (one was broken).”

#6. Her phone was on the bed and she had accidentally
dialled her aunt, so her aunt just got a very graphic message.


“A few years ago I was having sex with my then girlfriend. She was being rather noisy and her roommates were home, so I told her to just bite my hand. She bit it. I ended up with six stitches.”

#7. We tried to roll opposite ways, and his rolling
managed to send me flying completely off the bed.


“So my boyfriend and I were fooling around the other day, and at one point he started rimming me. He’s done it a few times before and I mostly enjoy it once I get past the initial weirdness of it (you know, a tongue on and around my anus). I was on my stomach pleasuring myself at the same time, and before I knew what was happening, I farted. Right in his face, inches from his mouth. I said “oh god!” and started laughing, and he told me not to worry about it. He stopped and we had sex, almost like it never happened. But I couldn’t (and still can’t) stop thinking about it! We didn’t talk about it afterwards either.”

#8. After we were done, he pulled out, and there
was no condom on his dick.


“My ex used to tickle me all the time as foreplay. I guess he just liked the way I squirmed when he did it, but I would always tell him not to. I hate being tickled since I’m so sensitive and I lose all control of my body when it happens. Anyway, he was on top of me tickling me one time and I lost control and kneed him in the balls. Total accident, I swear. It put an abrupt end to our foreplay.”

#9. It was sooner than either of us thought because he
came straight into my nose! I kept going till he finished,
then ran to blow my nose.


“I was riding my boyfriend on top, leaning over, boobs in his face. I told him how amazing he felt inside me, and he was telling me that he was about to come. Suddenly, he shrieked and threw me off to the side while he sat straight up in bed and grabbed his balls, cursing in pain. Apparently, my cat climbed onto the bed, saw his testicles bouncing rhythmically up and down, and decided that they would be the best cat toy ever. Kitty literally dove under my ass and bit him right in the nuts. In case you were wondering, it’s really hard to put a band-aid on your boyfriend’s scrotum!”

#10. He was on top of me tickling me one time and
I lost control and kneed him in the balls.


“I was making out with this really awesome guy in his bed. We had only been seeing each other for about a week. We had originally gone into his bedroom and away from his roommates under the guise of watching SNL, but of course, that didn’t last long. So we started getting frisky while SNL is on in the background. Things were getting hot and heavy and hands were starting to roam and we were making out and just for a second, I zoned out and tuned into the TV. All I heard was, “Obama equals poop.” I thought, “That’s not funny… so don’t laugh. Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh. Don’t” and I spit all in this guy’s mouth trying to suppress a laugh. He just pulled back slowly with this horrified look on his face and stared at me for a second. Then he started cracking up, and we just rolled off and laughed for several minutes.”

#11. I spit all in this guy’s mouth trying to suppress a
laugh. He just pulled back slowly with this horrified look on his face.


“I have the tendency to squeeze my pelvic muscles (really hard) during sex and the guys really [like] that. I must’ve squeezed way too hard because the condom stuck to me as he was thrusting in and out. After we were done, he pulled out, and there was no condom on his dick. We freaked out for a sec, and I was like ‘Are you sure you put one on?’ and then I realized (lol) and dug my fingers in…really deep too…and pulled it out.”

#12. I was riding my boyfriend on top, and my cat climbed
onto the bed, saw his testicles and bit him right in the nuts.


“In high school, this random guy in my class asked me out to the movies, we weren’t exactly friends but I’d talked to him a few times so I agreed to go. Why not? He asked me to wear a skirt, I thought that was weird but maybe he just liked skirts, so I put on the only one I had which was an ankle length peasant skirt. When I got there he gave me this look like “what the fuck do I do with this?” I felt like I’d done something wrong, but he didn’t say anything and we went in. He then proceeded to stick his hand down the front of my skirt in a very crowded theatre with people sitting behind and next to us, and finger my thigh. Like not even close, in fact, it tickled a little and I think he mistook the laughs for pleasure because he then got up to go “wash his hand.” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that nothing was on his hand because he hadn’t even hit the target. Not that I wanted him to, I didn’t want him to do that but I didn’t want to cause a scene in a crowded theatre so I was glad he “missed” and gave me an amusing story to share instead of a terrible one.”

#13. He tried to play with my boobs, he twisted them so
hard that I said “Ow.” Not even the nipple,
the whole boob itself.


“I was jerking my boyfriend off, really going at it. He lets me know he’s gonna come soon, so I lean over to catch it in my mouth. It was sooner than either of us thought because he came straight into my nose! I kept going till he finished, then ran to blow my nose, trying not to breathe in anymore. Blew it out, then we both started laughing ridiculously hard. I was laughing so hard I was crying, and he thought it had hurt me and was crying because of that. More hilarity ensued.”

#14. I was on my stomach pleasuring myself at the
same time, and before I knew what was happening,
I farted. Right in his face, inches from his mouth.


“I was having sex with a guy that talked way too much. I was on top and he kept asking me if it felt good many times, plus he would stare directly at me with a blank look on his face. In missionary, he dug his shoulder directly into my face. Then when he tried to play with my boobs, he twisted them so hard I said ow. Not even the nipple, the whole boob itself. He said he’s been with other girls but they were both virgins. Worst sex of my life.”

#15. Had my hair tied in a bun, with a hair band with fake
hair and the guy thought it would be a good idea to grab
my hair. Got a bit of a shock when it just fell off in his hand.


“Had my hair tied in a bun, with a hair band with fake hair on it wrapped around to make my hair seem longer. Like this, so it looks like a messy bun. The guy I was with thought it would be a good idea to grab my hair whilst we were doing it and got a bit of a shock when it just fell off in his hand. When I say bit of a shock I mean he yelled ‘Arghhhh, what the hell?!’ and threw it across the room whilst I almost died with laughter.”

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