There are people out there who are so eerily picky that is would definitely make you laugh.
Here is a list of 12 ridiculous, real reasons for people ending a relationship.
1. She would baby talk her dog and occasionally would use it on me. Once she said, “Can I sucky your dicky?” That was first and the last time, I turned down sexual activity.
2. I broke it because she couldn’t ever decide on something.
3. She ate my burger.
4. He laughed like “heheheheh”. Drove me nuts.
5. She was a vegan and would make weird faces every time I ate chicken.
6. His toenails were long and they clicked on the floor like a dog.
7. He got a bad haircut.
8. She ate her peas one at a time.
9. He told me he was a werewolf.
10. She wore the same deodorant as my mother does.
11. She drank beer from a can through a straw.
12. He had pants with dragons on them.
