Come winter!Come Numbness!Come Gloominess!Come Cracked heels!Come Laziness! etc. etc. God I seriously have an Come Cracked heels!Come Lazinesspeople who desperately wait for this time of the year and proudly say, “At last, the winters are here.” I on the other side rolling my eyes say, ” Damn, Not again.” I am a totally a summer person and these are the reasons why I simply hate winters.
1.There goes layer 1, layer 2 and layer infinity:
I mean seriously? So many clothes, simply so many of them. I feel like a walking wardrobe in the midst of fog now.
The skin becomes so pale and dry that we eventually start looking like the family members of ‘Edward Cullen’.
3.Hygiene Freak? Not any more I guess! :
Although my love for cleanliness is inexpressible but we simply break up during this season. Now my hygiene regimes include a bottle of perfume a day which practically makes me a room freshener.
4.Cracks in the heels:
Every compared the earthquake cracks with anything else? Check out your heels, now you know the perfect place to hold your atm card.
Bye!Bye! to sandals, flip-flops,shorts and skirts remind me simply of the song “Lambhi Judaiiiiiii”.
Hands are as numb as heart after a break up.
7.A sling bag disaster:
Your sling bag which once made you look like a stunner acts more like a jhola to stuff your gloves/scarfs/tissues and what not.
8.At a gun point:
Wearing high heels is nothing less than being at a gun point. A slight slip and we are dead.
9.Too much static:
“Boy You Are Electric 😉 “
An auto ride or a bike ride is simply a disastrous sport for the hair.
11. The itch:
The necessary itch behind your back which you can’t reach becomes a task. Thanks to the season and the layers of fabric on the body.
12.Back to being retro:
Feet are just so numb and stubborn to get warm even inside the blankets and all you end up doing is the disco dance of shivering the entire night.
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