There are times when people just state the obvious and say – ‘Hey, you’re just so short.’ Well, we obviously know that but it kinda hurts when someone says that and at that moment, we can’t always say – ‘Don’t say such things, I feel bad.’ Rather, we all want to seize that opportunity by giving it right in that person’s face. So girls, if you are tired of people commenting on your height, it’s time you stop worrying. Here are some really awesome comebacks you must use when someone calls you short. Here you go!
1. I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than most people.
2. You know what that sounds like ?*NOT MY PROBLEM*
3. We maintain a great perspective on life because we’re always looking up.
4. I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.
5. God only lets things grow things until they’re perfect. Some of us didn’t take as long as others!!
6. I don’t think I meet the height requirement to ride your emotional roller-coaster.
7. At least I’m one of the last people to know when it rains.
8. “I’m short standing up but i’m 6 foot laying on my back”
9. “Wow You Finally Achieved Something”
10. So what if i’m short, you’ll get struck by lightening first.